i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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