Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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