At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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