It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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