me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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