Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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