You made me cry and you don't even care
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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