shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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