Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Randomize
