Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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