Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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