So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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