I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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