PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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