he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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