anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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