Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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