It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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