Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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