dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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