Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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