"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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