i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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