i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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