So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It's shark week go big or go home
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
