So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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