Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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