and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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