You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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