Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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