I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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