yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
