I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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