i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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