It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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