I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just googled if crying burns calories
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
there is puke in my bra ... again
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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