They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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