He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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