We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
