Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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