i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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