Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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