they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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