I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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