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guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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