Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
And then he peed in my hair
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