drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I need a beard to bite.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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