how can u be prego again
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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