One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
i out mim tonsoeep
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