Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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