so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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I need you to use more vowels.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
3 2 1 whiskey
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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