once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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