Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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