wat bout pragnant strippers??
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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