so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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