: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish you could order shots online.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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