just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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