No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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